feat: added option to make joel shut the fuck up

src/commands/definitions/blacklist-mention.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+/**
+ * Blacklist mention command
+ */
+
+import { SlashCommandBuilder, PermissionFlagsBits } from "discord.js";
+import type { Command } from "../types";
+import { userRepository } from "../../database";
+
+const command: Command = {
+  data: new SlashCommandBuilder()
+    .setName("blacklist-mention")
+    .setDescription("Blacklist a user (or yourself) from being randomly mentioned by Joel")
+    .setDMPermission(false)
+    .addUserOption((option) =>
+      option
+        .setName("user")
+        .setDescription("The user to blacklist (requires Manage Guild permission if not yourself)")
+        .setRequired(false)
+    ),
+  category: "utility",
+  execute: async (interaction) => {
+    const targetUser = interaction.options.getUser("user") || interaction.user;
+    
+    // If trying to blacklist someone else, check permissions
+    if (targetUser.id !== interaction.user.id) {
+      const member = await interaction.guild?.members.fetch(interaction.user.id);
+      if (!member?.permissions.has(PermissionFlagsBits.ManageGuild)) {
+        await interaction.reply({
+          content: "You need the Manage Guild permission to blacklist other users.",
+          ephemeral: true,
+        });
+        return;
+      }
+    }
+    
+    await userRepository.setOptOut(targetUser.id, true);
+    
+    await interaction.reply({
+      content: targetUser.id === interaction.user.id 
+        ? "You have been successfully blacklisted from random mentions."
+        : `Successfully blacklisted <@${targetUser.id}> from random mentions.`,
+      ephemeral: true,
+    });
+  },
+};
+
+export default command;

src/commands/definitions/unblacklist-mention.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,47 @@
+/**
+ * Unblacklist mention command
+ */
+
+import { SlashCommandBuilder, PermissionFlagsBits } from "discord.js";
+import type { Command } from "../types";
+import { userRepository } from "../../database";
+
+const command: Command = {
+  data: new SlashCommandBuilder()
+    .setName("unblacklist-mention")
+    .setDescription("Remove a user (or yourself) from the random mention blacklist")
+    .setDMPermission(false)
+    .addUserOption((option) =>
+      option
+        .setName("user")
+        .setDescription("The user to unblacklist (requires Manage Guild permission if not yourself)")
+        .setRequired(false)
+    ),
+  category: "utility",
+  execute: async (interaction) => {
+    const targetUser = interaction.options.getUser("user") || interaction.user;
+    
+    // If trying to unblacklist someone else, check permissions
+    if (targetUser.id !== interaction.user.id) {
+      const member = await interaction.guild?.members.fetch(interaction.user.id);
+      if (!member?.permissions.has(PermissionFlagsBits.ManageGuild)) {
+        await interaction.reply({
+          content: "You need the Manage Guild permission to unblacklist other users.",
+          ephemeral: true,
+        });
+        return;
+      }
+    }
+    
+    await userRepository.setOptOut(targetUser.id, false);
+    
+    await interaction.reply({
+      content: targetUser.id === interaction.user.id 
+        ? "You have been successfully removed from the random mention blacklist."
+        : `Successfully removed <@${targetUser.id}> from the random mention blacklist.`,
+      ephemeral: true,
+    });
+  },
+};
+
+export default command;

src/core/config.ts

@@ -131,8 +131,8 @@ export const config: BotConfig = {
     mentionCooldown: 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000, // 24 hours
     mentionProbability: 0.001,
     spontaneousSchedulerEnabled: getBooleanEnvOrDefault("BOT_SPONTANEOUS_SCHEDULER_ENABLED", true),
-    spontaneousSchedulerMinIntervalMs: parseInt(getEnvOrDefault("BOT_SPONTANEOUS_MIN_INTERVAL_MS", String(45 * 60 * 1000))),
-    spontaneousSchedulerMaxIntervalMs: parseInt(getEnvOrDefault("BOT_SPONTANEOUS_MAX_INTERVAL_MS", String(180 * 60 * 1000))),
+    spontaneousSchedulerMinIntervalMs: parseInt(getEnvOrDefault("BOT_SPONTANEOUS_MIN_INTERVAL_MS", String(2 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000))), // 2 days
+    spontaneousSchedulerMaxIntervalMs: parseInt(getEnvOrDefault("BOT_SPONTANEOUS_MAX_INTERVAL_MS", String(7 * 24 * 60 * 60 * 1000))), // 7 days
   },
   web: {
     port: parseInt(getEnvOrDefault("WEB_PORT", "3000")),

src/database/drizzle/0007_peaceful_juggernaut.sql

@@ -0,0 +1 @@
+SELECT 1;

src/database/repositories/user.repository.ts

@@ -39,6 +39,11 @@ export const userRepository = {
       });
   },
 
+  async getOptedOutUserIds(): Promise<string[]> {
+    const results = await db.select({ id: users.id }).from(users).where(eq(users.opt_out, 1));
+    return results.map((r) => r.id);
+  },
+
   async addMembership(userId: string, guildId: string): Promise<void> {
     await db
       .insert(membership)

src/features/joel/mentions.ts

@@ -6,6 +6,7 @@
 import type { Message } from "discord.js";
 import { config } from "../../core/config";
 import { createLogger } from "../../core/logger";
+import { userRepository } from "../../database";
 
 const logger = createLogger("Features:Mentions");
 
@@ -22,8 +23,9 @@ export async function getRandomMemberMention(
 ): Promise<string | null> {
   try {
     const members = await message.guild.members.fetch({ limit: 100 });
+    const optedOutUsers = await userRepository.getOptedOutUserIds();
 
-    const excludedSet = new Set(excludedUserIds);
+    const excludedSet = new Set([...excludedUserIds, ...optedOutUsers]);
     const validMembers = members.filter(
       (member) => !member.user.bot && !excludedSet.has(member.id)
     );

src/features/joel/spontaneous-cron.ts

@@ -7,16 +7,18 @@ import { eq } from "drizzle-orm";
 import type { BotClient } from "../../core/client";
 import { config } from "../../core/config";
 import { createLogger } from "../../core/logger";
-import { db } from "../../database";
+import { db, userRepository } from "../../database";
 import { botOptions } from "../../database/schema";
 import { getAiService } from "../../services/ai";
 
 const logger = createLogger("Features:Joel:SpontaneousCron");
 
 const SPONTANEOUS_TOPICS = [
-  "a weird thought",
-  "a funny joke",
-  "a chaotic world update",
+  "an unhinged shower thought",
+  "a completely unsolicited aggressive life advice",
+  "a bizarre threat that makes no sense",
+  "a weirdly specific and insulting observation",
+  "a chaotic question that demands an answer",
 ] as const;
 
 let timer: ReturnType<typeof setTimeout> | null = null;
@@ -151,7 +153,10 @@ function isWritableTextChannel(channel: unknown, client: BotClient): channel is
 async function getRandomGuildMemberMention(guild: Guild): Promise<string | null> {
   try {
     const members = await guild.members.fetch({ limit: 200 });
-    const eligible = members.filter((member) => !member.user.bot);
+    const optedOutUsers = await userRepository.getOptedOutUserIds();
+    const excludedSet = new Set(optedOutUsers);
+    
+    const eligible = members.filter((member) => !member.user.bot && !excludedSet.has(member.id));
 
     const randomMember = eligible.random();
     if (!randomMember) {
@@ -172,12 +177,14 @@ async function generateNonsense(): Promise<string | null> {
 
     const response = await ai.generateResponse(
       `Write one short Discord message containing ${topic}.`,
-      `You are Joel posting an unsolicited random message.
+      `You are Joel, an unhinged, aggressive, and chaotic Discord bot. You are randomly pinging a user to say something completely unsolicited.
 Rules:
-- Mention nothing about being an AI
-- 1-2 sentences, max 220 characters
-- Funny or absurd tone
-- No lists, no hashtags`
+- The message should make the user think "wtf did he just say?"
+- Be aggressive, insulting, or bizarrely threatening, but in a humorous, absurd way (not extremely fucked up or genuinely disturbing).
+- Use your signature unhinged personality (swearing is fine, but keep it funny).
+- Mention nothing about being an AI.
+- 1-2 sentences, max 220 characters.
+- No lists, no hashtags, no greetings.`
     );
 
     const text = response.text.trim().replace(/\s+/g, " ");